Though honestly, some empty hipster love would be good right about now. We’d have an ironically torrid love affair. Her name would be Beulah. She’d always be smoking a pipe and wearing temporary tattoos. We’d break up at a Sleigh Bells concert. She’d later become an ironic juggalo. She had a fling with the bassist of Band of Horses before they totally sold out. Also she cant eat gluten. Like ever. She’s also in a band with 6 of her best guy friends and a venus flytrap shes trained to play the maracas. Theyre called The Schwa. She plays a ukulele made from a pumpkin. She got the idea from James Franco. They had jury duty together.

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